Shag Dodger

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..

Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..

by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

didgeridon't

Something any self-respecting Aussie wouldn't be caught dead* doing.

Drinking Foster's
Calling a Prawn a shrimp
Molesting marsupials and/or stingrays
Pronouncing Melbourne as "Mel-born"
Being from Canberra

* With the exception of number 3

Sam was out on walkabout in the billabong finger-blasting koalas again, that's a definite didgeridon't.

by DingoPounder November 30, 2020

Dodgy Dave

Nickname for British Prime Minister David Cameron. So called because he cannot be trusted.

There goes another government contract, given to one of Dodgy Dave's mates on the cheap...

by DrFishcake September 5, 2012

Dodged a Bullet

When you come close to dating a person but for whatever reason it falls through, and then later find out that person is batshit crazy, you've dodged a bullet.

I heard Kara nailed Oliver's pet snake to his door after she found a text from another girl on his phone. Guess I dodged a bullet there.

by DoubleDDucky June 29, 2016

Hacker doge

A good boi doge that can hack anyone and take their minecraft account.
Made to cause good boi viruses. Will spam u with doge images if seen, needs bepis to fight against.

(Can be used as a threat or warning)

Hacker doge will get you if you keep installing those games online dude.
Kill me one more time in tf2 and I’ll set hacker doge on you

by Hacker shober August 26, 2018

Doge

the best of the Doge

wow i love doge

by Power343 April 21, 2018

Dogebag

1. A person who ALWAYS talks in doge, non-stop.
2. A person who uploads posts relating to the doge meme.
3. A person sets the doge search engine as default in Chrome.
4. A person who buys a Shiba Inu, just to make Doge remarks.

Freind: "WOW, much word, such dictionary"
Me: "SHUT UP DOGEBAG!"

by LiteralLemon April 6, 2014