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Swampy Sneak 

The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks!
Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!

Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!

Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.

Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)

Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)

Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.

Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?
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Sober-Sneak-In

A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.
Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.

Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.
Sober-Sneak-In by GarethBthfc April 13, 2015

crosby sneak 

Adjective: to leave a party to make out with a stranger.
"I haven't seen Amanda in 20 minutes, she must of did the Crosby Sneak."
crosby sneak by M0nkeybuTt December 8, 2015

pussy sneak 

A phrase describing a male, cunning person who will do anything to project himself as a fantastic guy towards women, just to get laid. A pussy sneak might also try to steal your woman. Translated from the norwegian word "fittesnik". Made famous by Thomas Giertsen in a norwegian comedy show called "Helt Perfekt" (Just Perfect).
pussy sneak by iwannabeakennedy February 1, 2017

Booty Sneak 

Another name for a naked picture of someone, usually used ironically. If someone uses this word unironically, theyre most likely an idiot.
Hey pretty girl, can I get a booty sneak?

Dude, she sent me a booty sneak last night!
Booty Sneak by Mr. Booty Sneak August 20, 2017

venetian sneak 

Applies to any transportation network company ride sharing driver (Like Uber or Lyft) in the Las Vegas Area who picks up from McCarran Airport, and "sneaks by" the Venetian's Main Entrance to drop the passenger off at either The Palazzo, The Mirage, or Treasure Island. The purpose of this driving maneuver is to avoid heavy traffic on the 15 freeway, Las Vegas Blvd and Sands Blvd.
Driver: It's 6 o'clock Friday Night! I'm sure you guys understand that traffic is going to be bad right now on the freeway? And The Strip!! You're going to The Palazzo right? I'm going to do The Venetian Sneak!

Passenger: Yeah, we're staying at The Palazzo. OK Just get us there whichever way is faster!
venetian sneak by DecemberTwentynine September 14, 2017

marienplatz sneak in - poise out 

Go secretly to Marienplatz and have fun with your loved one in different ways, so that you end up feeling happy and full of spirit.
"How was your weekend?" "Oh great, I did some Marienplatz sneak in - poise out, which helped me through the day"