cocaine

Some of the most fun available

Lets snort this here cocaine, and get fuckin tweaked

cocaine by Jrock December 22, 2004

Kurt Cobain

talent, emotion, skill, thought..all dashed out once again by a controlling bitch, driving a true artist to self-destruction

"why'd you dump Sally?"

"dude, had to...Kurt Cobain"

Kurt Cobain by Anonymous July 18, 2003

Cockin Mouth 

When a chic cannot talk because she is sucking on a dick.

"She can't talk at the moment, she has cockin mouth real bad"

Cockin Mouth by sliqdude January 28, 2009

Cocking Cock 

Noun: Someone who masturbates. A person who vigorously strokes their penis with their hand or other implement.

Verb: To masturbate. A play on words, like when you cock a gun, except you are cocking your cock.

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Example 1:

Person 1: Man, I need to stop masturbating so much.

Person 2: Dude, you're such a cocking cock.
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Example 2:

Person 1: Dude! Stop cocking your cock in my room!

Person 2: I can't help it! I'm such a cocking cock!

Cocking Cock by BiggyBigCheese June 11, 2009

Cockaine 

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
There isn't a generic name for Viagra. Suggestions were made and after careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Cockaine. Also considered were Mydixarisen, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mycoxafloppin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Are you feeling stressed, angry, tired, lonely and is your hand sore? Cockaine will give you back the life you used to have.

Cockaine by tanjaganja February 12, 2009

cocaine shots 

A Vermont custom of sprinkling cocaine over vodka shots. If you can't afford cocaine or you don't have access to alcohol, you can use water, powdered sugar, and a little bit of imagination.

Wyatt: hey I had a crazy party last night with cocaine shots. It was off the hook.

cocaine shots by Dope-slope February 26, 2014

cocaine hell 

The place a voracious cocaine user finds himself after using cocaine all night long, which may involve repeated calls to the supplier and re-ups from the said supplier, when the morning comes and he hears the birds of Satan sing, while rapidly coming down from stimulating effects of cocaine and realizing there is no more cocaine or cash left.

Common locations include the user's abode and cheap motels.

I am in cocaine hell. All I want to do is curl up and wait for the come down to pass. FML.

cocaine hell by YellowestTrashThereEverWas December 7, 2015