lame toad

A perennial loser at Battletoading.

Garrett is a real lame toad these days. I just battletoaded him AGAIN!

lame toad by BattleToadKing April 23, 2010

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wonky toad

When someone is absolutely convinced they will never take ketamin again and only moments later is reduced to a toady mess on the party floor mumbling about ballbags and dribbling on ladies.

The anaemic toad when in with the mysterious ginger weasel becomes enraged and he and his sidekick the rare african closet gremlin. went on a magical journey from the land of carpet to the vinyl mountain. He then feeling challenged issues mucus from his griffnuts and transforms into a wonky toad.

wonky toad by willhelm654 August 11, 2011

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Djibouti Toad Hop

The act of railing someone in the ass while hopping.

Som Tmith got railed in the ass last night while doing the Djibouti Toad Hop .

Djibouti Toad Hop by Dobert Roll January 30, 2017

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Getting toad

Getting unwantedly fucked by a disfigured toad-shaped penis, in either a literal or metaphorical sense.

The Browns totally got toad again on Thursday night.

Did you hear Sheila got toad last night? So happy for her. FINALLY.

Fuck man, I’m getting toad right now at work.

Stormy Daniels is getting toad by the President.

Getting toad by Bl6nc0 September 19, 2018