cock thirsty cum dumpster 

An absoulte trash-receptacle of a person who has an insatiable hunger for phallus'.

First person - "There's nothing you could say that would hurt my feelings."
Second person - " You are a cock thirsty cum dumpster."
First person - " My soul hurts."

cock thirsty cum dumpster by Shedofwork September 28, 2017

you thirsty for dick 

U want dick u need it eat it swallow it u just love dick

Lucy: I'm so thirsty
Eli: you thirsty for dick

you thirsty for dick by 🙉🙊🙈🐒 June 10, 2016

CTM (Crazy Thirsty Messy) 

CTM is an acronym for a person, usually of the female persuation, who is not only crazy and thirsty, but adds insult to injury by also being “messy”. A person who is unstable, needs constant attention and does not care who they offend or piss off by being flagrant and open with their behavior. Someone who is both bi-polar and borderline.

I’d think twice about messing with her, bro... she’s a stage 4 CTM (Crazy Thirsty Messy) with narcissistic tendencies.

CTM (Crazy Thirsty Messy) by SweetSyl June 16, 2018

That’s one thirsty bitch 

A dehydrated female dog that wishes to drink some water

Tom :wow that’s one thirsty bitch
Brandy: yep that dog is very dehydrated

Tom: very hope she’s ok

That’s one thirsty bitch by uhfhjhghjks June 1, 2021

Are you thirsty? 

Preface to "because i have a tall glass of shut the fuck up." Usually directed at someone who wont stop talking, though can be used after someone tells a really bad story.

This formula can be altered, changing the "thirsty" to any number of different adjectives.

Person1: "Hey are you thirsty?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a tall glass of shut the fuck up."

Person1: "Hey are you naked?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because i have a squat wardrobe full of shut the fuck
up."

Person1: "Hey are you hungry?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a large #3 combo with a side of shut
the fuck up."

Are you thirsty? by Fibula. March 29, 2009

Jonathon Thirsty 

Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.

Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer

Jonathon Thirsty by Matt Wilmot July 18, 2007

the thirsty seven 

noun, seven sluts sitting on a garbage can thirsty for your seman

holy shit! the thirsty seven!?

the thirsty seven by rebel666 November 27, 2011