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ultimate scooter 

a well known gang of street thugs, who live in the north west suburbs of melbourne, ultimate scooter brand themselves with weapons and their blade scooters, terrorising the neighborhood inwhich they live... as a collective have been arrested 17 times and aim to damage public property by grinding their scooters in death defying stunts inwhich they film...they are a bunch of hard ass jerks...
primary schools left in ruins due to ultimate scooter...

oi jeeds got arrested...what for...he got caught during his initiation... he passed...
ultimate scooter by pig faced jerk September 5, 2008
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Cooter Scooter 

a slang word for a dildo, vibrator, or strap-on.
Roy was looking through his mom's room for something and came across her cooter scooter. He was scared for life.
Cooter Scooter by zmar328 September 27, 2012

pooter scooter 

while scooters are fun toys for kids, pooter scooters are more directed for mature audiences
pooter scooter by iwillpootyourscoot December 21, 2008

Cooter Scooter 

A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.
Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.
Cooter Scooter by versilius January 13, 2009

Brown Scooter 

A sexual act when one person lays on there back(The Scooter) with their legs in the air and another person (The Rider) stands on their stomach, holding onto the others legs, and proceeds to excrete all shit onto the scooters face.
Bro me and my girlfriend tried the Brown Scooter last night. It was amazing.
Brown Scooter by ObamaBinLaden911 December 26, 2019

ultimate scooter 

A hefty gang of street thugs from the east side of Melbourne Australia. They are said to roam the streets of rich suburban nieghborhoods hittin up primary schools and other such inicent places with their radical, hard as, scootering. The take blade scooters to the next level and make wesley snipes look like a pussy.
Ah police please... yeah... ultimate scooter have struck us again, they've just scootered in our local primary school and left grind marks everywhere. The worst part is that they have started a scooting craze at the school. (police- we will be there shortly)

Wanna hit up a primary? fo' sho.

ULTIMATE SCOOTER 

The name of a small group of ghetto thugs who tour rich suburban primary schools filming scooter movies, just after there 420 apointment. They are pretty bad ass...
Ultimate Scooter: The Movie

Man lets hit up the primary...lets Ultimate Scoot This Joint...

Brett (ultimate Leader), Jeeds, Mitch, Burga, Foulds, Luc, Mure, Peez, Burnz, Dug (camera work)