Snow-anxiety 

People in the winter every morning open the curtains hoping there is no snow so they can get to work and not get fired. Or child constantly looking up in the clouds and waiting for a white winter (which is a myth and unbelived by some people).

Wife opens cutains
wife: "Phew no snow"
Husband: "Having a bit of Snow-anxiety dear?"

Mother: "Son your going to hurt your self looking up for too long"
Son: " I'm waiting for snow"
Mother: "Having some snow-anxiety are we?"
Son: "Eh? what does that mean?"
Mother: "Look it up on urban dictionary"

Snow-anxiety by THE ULTIMATE URBAN GUY January 9, 2009

Cross-Eyed ( Anxiety) 

A form of anxiety that makes the individual feel as if they have cross eyes. This makes the person extremely uncomfortable to the extent that they (the individual ) have the ill Illusion that they have Cross eyes. This causes the person to feel very self conscious about ones self. And becomes unable to complete tasks. This makes the individual feel extremely depressed as if delusional to the extent that they feel they have gone mad.

Linda feels that her Cross-Eyed ( Anxiety) will make her suffer in life and she will do nothing with her life.

Cross-Eyed ( Anxiety) by Dr. Robert Smith July 20, 2012

success anxiety 

self-defeating just as you're about to achieve success

he was about to close the deal and Success Anxiety messed him up

success anxiety by yuba gurl July 14, 2012

buffet anxiety performance 

when a fat bastard who can usually polish off food like a walrus, gets anxiety performance at a buffet, and cant get past the first two plates without exhausting himself/herself.

Andy went to the treasure island buffet in vegas, and suffered from buffet anxiety performance (BAP). he had one plate and was rooted, and couldn't get anymore in. he felt completely ripped off.

buffet anxiety performance by kernelab January 15, 2016

General anxiety disorder etc 

A natural occuring emotion built into humans for survival and awareness .

It's very normal to worry about EVERYTHING. It's more common than you think, nowadays used as the ultimate excuse to be a flakey friend , a liar, selfish and most importantly a total cynical cunt .
Common symptoms include not contacting anyone or going into hiding , then appearing out or nowhere when you want or need something of somebody

Selfishness and being cheeky are a all too common.

Alot of people I know have zero issues going up to strangers houses to buy weed / drugs or to party , but have a massive issue getting work or interacting with people outside their comfort zone.
Anxiety 'sufferers' should be kept we'll away from normal functioning people as they only ever bring them down to their level , often filling them with guilt because he / she hasn't been a good friend to them.
God help you if you need them.

I have general anxiety disorder, I will let you down everytime you will rely on me , I will not work nor reciprocate your kindness , well because I have general anxiety disorder you see, so I can't function.
I do however smoke loads of weed and drink copious amounts of drink, because that doenst effect me.
Working does however , or being relied, if I'm ever late for anything because of you it's a catastrophic event because you have zero regard for my illness.
If I make you wait or make youate however , it's funny.
Il often put hahahahahah at the end of everything in a text so it cushions the blow of my invetibale failures and let's downs.
It's called general anxiety disorder etc

General anxiety disorder etc by Boredofthebullshit November 8, 2021

bandwidth anxiety 

That bad feeling you get when you lose your smart phone, your internet connection, or wi-fi access.

I lost my phone for six days and I experienced bandwidth anxiety more and more every day.

bandwidth anxiety by JemeySoldier October 1, 2012

coronavirus anxiety 

Coronavirus Anxiety is the intense fear of and fixation towards covid19. The term was coined in the spring of 2020 while fear of the coronavirus spread around the world.

My coronavirus anxiety is so bad, that I dreamed I had to jump through a stain glass window to avoid giving coronavirus to the Pope.

coronavirus anxiety by TheCatsPajamas69 March 28, 2020