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Hollywood Prostitute. Anyone with little or no acting ability that trades dignity and honor for money by accepting acting roles in poorly written and unfunny comedies, undramatic dramas, and other lowest common denominator television shows or movies.
"Tom Cruise is such a Bob Saget."
America's Funniest Home Videos is so bad.
How bad is it?
It's got Bob Saget. (This might be interpreted as a double negative but it isn't one.)
Paris Hilton is such a Bob Saget!
Bob Saget by Bob Suruncle January 13, 2008
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1.) adjective: The utmost wisest saying, action, or person you have heard for a long time. Things normally discovered while under a purple haze.

2.) verb: To completely and utterly debase someone's position or person.
1.) JP: Dude, everything is an ocean. Our bodies are just oceans of blood, the sky is just an ocean of air, and space is just an ocean of nothing.

Jill: Dude, that was the sagest thing you've ever said.

JP: I know, I'm pretty sage.

2.) Turrets: I can't believe it! My teacher just said I can never be a prostitute. She said I am too dumb for it.

JP: (chilly) Saged
Sage by SageKing August 5, 2010
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Bob Saget = Satan; the Dark Lord; Lucifer; Etc...
Bob Saget is only one of many. Another popular one includes Martha Stewart.
bob saget by Informed One December 7, 2006

sage francis 

Sage Francis is an old and bitter hip-hop artist who has built his career on an intellectual facade and self-righteous lyrics that preach what he doesn't care to practice. His fan-base is comprised of naive armchair activists, teenage elitists with low self-esteem, and impressionable hipsters that thrive on diets of myspace and indie folk music. His "strange fame" has begun to dwindle back into obscurity as of late. I'm sure it doesn't help that he burns bridges with the most talented people he has worked with due to his narcissistic personality.
Sage Francis is an old and bitter hip-hop artist who has built his career on an intellectual facade and self-righteous lyrics that preach what he doesn't care to practice.
sage francis by John D. Doh September 10, 2006

sagenkahn 

The name sagenkahn Segan Kohen is the adjutant high priest during second Temple times. One didn't become a full fledged Kohen Gadol until one held the post of Segan Kohen. (See Pirket Avot III, 2; Tractate Yome III, 9 and 41). This name appears once in the Talmun mentioning one of the sages whose name was Chanina SEGAN-HACOHANIM.
sagenkahn by Irwin Sagenkahn June 2, 2004

Sage Fox 

1) A very wise member of the canidae family, known for their cunnning or trickery.

2) A sexy woman capable of deceiving even very intelligent men.
1) A sage fox must have scared the chickens out of their roost last night and taken all the eggs.

2) And she was gone when you woke up this morning? Dude that must have been a sage fox!
Sage Fox by kink3007 December 24, 2010