A sexual position between two people where the male freezes some corn and slathers it with melted butter. The male fucks the women doggy style and puts the corn in her ass, the butter acts as a lubricant.
Male: Want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight?
Woman: Sure, I'll get the corn.
The types of school police that are too afraid to stop the kids who have cocaine in the bathroom, so instead guard the cafeteria against food thieves.
Student 1: Help I'm being attacked! Where are all the Spring-Ford Cops?!
Student 2: They are all in the cafeteria, don't you remember that kid stole a pop-tart?