Mutual Sandy Handy 

When two or more individuals meet, more commonly at a nudist beach and engage in mutual (giving and receiving) maturbation on the beach.

Today I went to the nudist beach and this guy next to me had a really nice boner, he was looking at me...I was looking at his boner and then one this led to antoher and we had a "mutual sandy handy".

Mutual Sandy Handy by Rubie Alice March 25, 2019

Cratch My Handy 

When you try to insult someone but you cant come up with anything

Yeah well Cratch My Handy!

Cratch My Handy by True_Flame October 13, 2020

Manny’s Handy 

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!

Manny’s Handy by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020

Half Winded Handy 

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

Half Winded Handy by Blaceph January 23, 2021

Drop a handy 

Public Masturbation.

Get your penis out and Drop a handy

Drop a handy by anonymous April 2, 2021

Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

Satan's handy by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

Satan's handy by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021