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Salisbury Salami Slayer 

An individual who engages in a ritualistic-type daily routine that involves arriving home for the day, heating up a salisbury steak TV dinner, placing the piping hot meal on a TV tray in front of the television, and viewing adult pornographic films in solitude while completing the salisbury steak dinner at his leisure.
Glu Gleywart: Hey Toquevatt, did you see the newspaper article about that creepy stalker who has been lurking around in the neighborhood?

Toquevatt: Yeah Kimbo, that guy is a Salisbury Salami Slayer if I've ever seen one.
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Magnetic Demon Slayer 

The dumbest man, also known as Ninja or as his alias MDS Cancer is a famous friend of The Fortnite streamer Ninja known for ripping (dying ) in various ways online and irl. A shitter
Magnetic Demon Slayer - MDS on YouTube is the best fortnite channel on Youtube!
Me: say bruh right now
Magnetic Demon Slayer by 21gamer!XD September 16, 2019

Mark of the Doom Slayer 

Mark of the doom slayer. the warning to all of hell. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering.
It is said once you see the Mark of the Doom Slayer it is too late for hell

SLAYER!!!!!!!! 

The correct way to say Sayer when refering tot he band SLAYER!!! as I am now doing
douchebag : Hey Guys lets go listin to Avanged Sevenfold

Me :SLAYER!!!!!!!! MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHH ( rips off their heads & eats them while listining to Angel of Death
to be tormented cruelly,teased unfairly
slated-it was ok for tom to come out and say he was gay everyone said thats fine,even though he was married for 13 years and has a teenage daughter and his wife is heartbroken..but omg did u see olive had an affair with that chap down the village,lets give her a really difficult teasing/lets slate her bout it,even though she not married and is single

slaydate 

A coordinated time and place where two people plan to slay each other. A "slaydate" typically takes place in the back seat of a vehicle in an desolate area.
Tony wants to meet us at the bar, but he's got a slaydate set up with that hot waitress with big hammers. I think he's meeting her behind that old folks home!
slaydate by mister delicious January 1, 2008

slayerhead 

a person who only trains combat/slayer in the game Runescape and doesn't skill at all
That 138 only has 1700 total level. What a slayerhead
slayerhead by Farmers Myth January 7, 2011