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prostituta 

Strret whore
callate y chupa tu prostituta
prostituta by rizell September 26, 2003

Pro-stitute 

(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.
Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."

10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."
Pro-stitute by Mad Sclupu June 20, 2007

prostipated

the inability to urinate.
to not be able to pass urine.
no pee pee.
If you can't poop, you're constipated.
If you can't pee, you must be prostipated.
prostipated by blubbergoats January 22, 2008

prostituta 

ay callate prostituta
shut up you prostitute
prostituta by chase ingham September 11, 2003

prostitution

The act of paying money for the sexual favors of a member of the opposite sex or the same sex.
It is illegal in most of the USA unless you film it or photogragh it, then it's art, it's legal, and it's an $8 billion dollar a year industry.
Jenna: "I used to suck cock for $25.00 in the front seat of strangers cars in broad daylight."
Howard: "And now you're rich and famous and every high school kid knows who you are."
Jenna:"That's right, now that I do cumshots and anal on DVD, the law can't touch me and I'm rich"
Howard:"So you get paid big bucks for anal sex but that's not prostitution?"
Jenna:"As long as someone in the room has a camera,and millions of people can watch, my ass is for sale legally."

Frostitute 

A Frostitute is a fan of of Jack Frost from the movie The Guardians.
Join if you're a Frostitute.
Frostitute by Hehe, Me. December 4, 2012