sorry.sailor 

Really cool! Go follow her on tiktok (also gives good emotional support)

sorry.sailor Is really cool!

sorry.sailor by h u h August 5, 2021

Smooth Sailor 

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

Smooth Sailor by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

Wayward sailor 

A wandering sailor; always searching for calm; struggles in and with conforming society; enjoys being alone, craves company but then leaves abruptly for the comfort of their wandering nature alone

The wayward sailor enjoyed having drinks with friends from long ago, but quickly retired to his boat and felt the comfort of knowing what he wouldn’t know until morning.

Wayward sailor by T4me11 March 20, 2022

dead sailor 

When you are having vaginal sex and it slips in the wrong hole

Last night John and I were doing it and I swear he tried to dead sailor me on purpose!

dead sailor by Realest g around February 17, 2023

nutty sailor 

When you having sex with a women in a bath tub and cum in the water. Afterwards you blow the floating cum into her mouth.

Ted and Wanda were taking a bath the other night when he gave her a nutty sailor.

nutty sailor by Rub_a_dub_chub February 8, 2025

Maxxine the Sailor 

A girl who is a saint for seamen and a "port of call" for all the sailors of the world.

Guy number 1: "Dude, Maxxine the Sailor totally saved my life from whale sharks!"

Guy number 2: "Yeah I hear she's a saint for seamen."

Maxxine the Sailor by WinnieFTW March 1, 2009

tongue of a sailor 

To be potty mouthed

Someone who swears or curses alot

Person1: Is that Rick? He lookes like a nice guy

Person2: Yeah, Rick looks kind but he’s got a tongue of a sailor

tongue of a sailor by Rick:] September 24, 2021