A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.
*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!
Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.
Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lube—making me all horny and wet.