Breakfast smoothie 

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.

I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck

Breakfast smoothie by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018

Special smoothie 

A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.

Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.

Special smoothie by 9inchpunisher May 15, 2019

Fruity smoothie 

The gay version of truffle butter the mix of cum and anal fluids

Donny did you give Peyton a fruity smoothie

Fruity smoothie by Bigboyshlongus January 1, 2020

Chunky Smoothie 

When you cum in a mixed drink and serve it to your significant other

I gave my home boy’s wife a chunky smoothie the other day but he accidentally drank it.

Chunky Smoothie by Sk8ter1800 February 18, 2020

Persian Smoothie 

A smoothie from persia

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie

Persian Smoothie by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020

Banana smoothie 

Banana smoothie is a phrase used to friends meaning "Please give me some attention".
The phrase is mostly used in the Australian language and mostly used as teenagers.

"Hey, Banana smoothie..."
"Oh I'm sorry. Sure I'll give you attention."

Banana smoothie by Banana.faith.smoothie November 23, 2020

Chocolate Smoothie 

When someone shits in your mouth and you swallow it, and it's so gross that you throw up all over their asshole, then you lick the vomit off their asshole.

Last night I gave her the ol' Chocolate Smoothie.

Chocolate Smoothie by ismelldinonuggie January 2, 2021