Colombian throat itch 

A disease that is only found in the strip clubs of Miami. Comes from the anal glands of 4'11" columbian woman. Normally contracted from preforming oral sex.

Dude I told you not to stick your tongue there you've got to Colombian throat itch

Colombian throat itch by Andyrollie July 21, 2025

itchy gitchy gone 

to be fucked up on any opiates, especially heroin

I'm going to sratch myself til I bleed while burning a huge hole in my pant leg cause I'm itchy gitchy gone

itchy gitchy gone by kandiblades June 11, 2008

itchy pussy 

A woman who is ready for immediate sex, i.e. a woman who is extremely horny.

That woman at the bar is all over that guy, she's practically giving him a lap dance. She really has an itchy pussy.

itchy pussy by Vermont Fag December 17, 2016

itchgasm

when you scratch an itchy bite and you get a really tense orgasmic feeling

i itch my leg and it feels so good i itch faster, just like sex. so we say i am having an itchgasm

itchgasm by lauren made a word March 7, 2009

itchy sac 

A funnier, less old-fashioned way of calling someone a "wet blanket". Used when referring to anyone who brings down the fun factor of a given situation. Said individual is as much of an annoyance as an relentlessly itchy scrotum.

"Guys, could you use your 30 cm voices? People are trying to sleep"
"Dude, why do you always have to be such an itchy sac about things? Have some fun already."

itchy sac by goldsac October 20, 2008

itchweeed 

Off-screen alter-ego of professional wrestler Jeff Hardy.

This character is rather abnormal, but nonetheless, comical.

If anyone wants to see it he has a myspace check it out.

Itchweeed quotes:

"I weed-eat like a mutha fucka boy"

"I multiply mutha fucka times 82"

"My 5th Daddy taught me how to play the Rake"

itchweeed by Ben Waller April 1, 2008

Shoe itchy 

Shoe itchy is a joke pronounciation of Shuichi Saihara's (from New Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony) name. Many people make jokes using his name like Pooichi given to him by Miu Iruma.

(V3 character): Hey Shoe itchy!
Shuichi: Oh my god-

Shoe itchy by i-buki-mio-da December 8, 2020