Sewer Muppet

Term referring to a woman who’s face resembles that of a Muppets reject that was tossed into storage, forgotten about, stolen by a couple of meth heads, left on a porch in the rain, tossed in a dryer on high heat, then discarded in the trash where it eventually ends up in a sewer.

“Donna is a sewer muppet.”

Sewer Muppet by Laura Courtney November 18, 2022

Wank muppet

The sock you use to cover your cock which catches your cum when masturbating.

He is such a wank muppet!

Wank muppet by Christophlambpie August 15, 2023

Reverse Muppet 

Rather than sticking a hand up the other person's anus (Muppet), A Reverse Muppet is sticking a hand down another person's throat.

If you keep pissing me off I'll turn you into a Reverse Muppet.

I gave him/her a Reverse Muppet last night.

Reverse Muppet by cafeine-disciple October 13, 2023

Reverse Muppet 

To reverse muppet is to stick the length of your arm down the throat of who you are reverse muppeting. Then to control them as you would a muppet.

Friend 1-“If you don’t stop doing that I will reverse muppet you”
Friend 2- “Fine I’ll stop talking.”

Reverse Muppet by SkeletonSlayer16 January 22, 2024

Sex muppet 

Jaden Levi Manly-Williams

Jaden is a Sex Muppet who gets no bitches.

Sex muppet by Crack rock 302 May 8, 2025

Pennsylvania Muppet

The act of putting one's hand up another's ass, and moving it around in an attempt to make the other make noise.

Terrence: Dude, I just gave this chick the Pennsylvania Muppet!
Pubert: How much did she say?
Terrence: A bit, but it sure did smell afterwards.

Pennsylvania Muppet by fartnumb April 9, 2026

Noodle-muppet

Noah

Noah is a noodle-muppet

Noodle-muppet by Nodlempet November 26, 2025