super hacked

someone who uses biohacking to advance their body or mind and reduce biological ageing.

did you see the biological age of that man; he's super hacked

super hacked by superhacked November 21, 2019

One handed selfie slap 

Masturbating to images or videos on your phone with your other hand on your genitals or whatever pleasures you.

Good night, I'm giving myself the One handed selfie slap for the night.

One handed selfie slap by GGs no re 97 December 31, 2019

Granny handed 

Got a hand job from a gilf.

Its. Free to get granny handed at bingo.

Granny handed by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021

Mr hankeys tophat 

When you take a shit in urine sample jar then place screw on lid on top of turd ,WITHOUT LAUGHING ,handing it to parole officer.

I MR HANKEYS TOPHAT ed that motherfucker!!!

Mr hankeys tophat by D6⁶6 February 20, 2022

Ham-hawked 

Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked

Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked

Ham-hawked by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022

Two-handed Samurai 

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.

Two-handed Samurai by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022

Two handed texas weeny wind 

While preforming a hand job start twisting your hands in opposite directions back and forth while gripping the shaft as hard as possible causing sever Indian burns on a penis

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Jon's signature move

If ya don't leave Indian burns while preforming Jon's signature move can you even say you gave a two handed texas weeny wind

Two handed texas weeny wind by Squawboss June 23, 2022