taco bell internet

Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.

Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.

taco bell internet by GDubz019 July 26, 2021

Taco bell buffet 

A sex act in which one person defecates into the ass crack of another. Then proceeds to eat the fecies directly from the crack without using utensils or hands.

"Did you finally have sex with Erin?"
"yea man, she's a freak, the first thing she wanted to do was a taco bell buffet"

Taco bell buffet by Admvd7 August 24, 2021

Taco Bell Wishing Well 

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.

“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”

Taco Bell Wishing Well by Aros22 April 15, 2022

Taco Bell wet wipe 

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe

Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe

Taco Bell wet wipe by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022

Taco Bell Russian Roulette 

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.

Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.

Taco Bell Russian Roulette by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022

Taco Bell whore 

A person that doesn’t need a reason to go to Taco Bell, but now has a reason to go to Taco Bell.

Dammit Jim! I’m a Taco Bell whore, not a doctor!

Taco Bell whore by jim24144 October 3, 2022

Taco Bell End 

Taco Bell End.

A Taco Bell End is a gimpy teenager (normally named TJ) who loiters with his gimpy friends in a Taco Bell for warmth whilst causing trouble and speaking in double negatives.

Taco Bell End by Kadders February 25, 2023