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christina aguilera 

A hot half Hispanic, half Caucasian blonde pop star whom can actually sing! though she has questionable taste, she did date a attractive Rican guy but is currently with an ugly bland white boy.
Did you see "dirrty"?

Yeah, the men in that video are HOT.
christina aguilera by klum April 9, 2005

Christina Ricci Reach Around

When a female cuts off all circulation to her head so her eyeballs begin to pop out and she proceeds to give her male partner a handjob from behind!!!
Dude, She finally gave in and I got a Christina Ricci Reach Around!!!

Christina Schmidt 

A cute, hot, thick woman. She is so cute she can make anyone cry.
Christina Schmidt, and Chase are such a good couple. They're both cute.
Christina Schmidt by CTsselemaN December 12, 2021

Christina Ricci 

A child actress of the 90's, who remained looking like a child throughout her whole life. She has a massive forehead, and looks truly horrible. She was good as Wednesday Adams, but then her acting went waayyy down. Just look at her in Sleepy Hollow. That was an excellent movie with great actors (especially Johnny Depp), but she was very much below all of them. She really couldn't act for shit in that movie. And she was very damn lucky to play roles opposite Johnny Depp in 3 movies (Sleepy Hollow, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and The Man Who Cried)!

Christina Augilera 

Some low-life whore who likes to put hearts on her pussy and copy Lady GaGa and deny it like a whore she sucks The Devil's dick everyday just to survive while he yells "You Dirty Bitch!!"
Satan: Suck My Dick Bitch Or I'll Slice Your Fucking Neck Christina Augilera:I Don't Want 2 *Cries* Satan: WHAT?!?! I'LL KILL YOU I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!! Christina:OK!OK!