ass swallow

wen u jump out of a plane and r plummeting thru the air w/ such a great velocity, tht wen u land on a random person in the street, their head goes up ur ass and out ur mouth!

dude; this fucker parachuter ass swallowed me, becuz his parachute broke! it blew. i got all up in tht ass. good thing he died b cuz he didnt hav his parachute. stupid fucker.

ass swallow by fucksoid March 15, 2005

swallow

when a situation is very bad and or is boring

"this is the worst, It swallows!"

swallow by Pedwds February 26, 2018

swallow

used as an exclamation to express anagreeable, pleasing, gratifying, orsatisfying feeling

Barack: Did you pick up the dry-cleaning?

Michelle: We have people to do that for us now.

Barack: Swallow!

swallow by marcoanders March 16, 2009

Shalloween 

The Celebration Of A Holiday Rendered Meaningless With The Sale & Distribution Of Confections

Hotz: "Wazzup, Wut You Foolz Doin' For Shalloween?"

Elmo: "Nuttin' We Jus' Gon' Chill And Batch Up Instead"

Shalloween by El Cyd 207 February 6, 2007

Redneck Tooth Swallow 

When a male cock slaps a girl her tooth gets knocked down her throat. Then the male forces her to swallow his cum as she is taking the tooth down the throat.

Man: Hey bitch Ima give you the redneck tooth swallow to finish this night up.

Woman: But I dont want....

Man: shut up woman

Redneck Tooth Swallow by grizzyman07 February 18, 2009

swallow ice 

Swallowing cum in winter.

Tina likes to swallow ice for Christmas. Her dad is unaware of where to buy it.

swallow ice by Ice Dispensor February 15, 2014

Swallow

1) To cause or allow (something, especially food or drink) to pass down the throat.

2) To cause or allow semen to pass down the throat, usually during sex.

1) He swallowed his drink swiftly after eating his food.

2) Male: I want you to swallow!

Female: No, your cum tastes awful! I'd rather spit!

Swallow by iNeonGuts July 25, 2018