Disingenuous

Insincere, not straight-forward

Disingenuous by Jason December 26, 2002

sleep dicking 

The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.

"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"

sleep dicking by bobtucker July 30, 2008

skittle dicking 

When you strategically place Skittles under your foreskin prior to a good blow job session so the female (or male if you're into that) gets a good mouthful of Skittles while going down on you.

Brenda: "I spat the rainbow this morning!"

Kent: "You were totally Skittle dicking Stephen last night!"

skittle dicking by Trent Clendenning September 15, 2009

Sir Dickington

A name used to describe an individual who is both fancy and hungry for the cock

Wow, Sir Dickington over there sure looks flamboyant today

Sir Dickington by teen wolf and jesus christ November 18, 2009

Pearl Diving 

Old school term that still applies to today. It is the act of ejaculating while the penis is completely under water. This can be in the tub or especially in a swimming pool or larger body of water. Basically one cums under the water and the semen beads off and suspends itself under the water, slowly floating to the surface. For those familiar with the practice and have developed the fetish, they usually go after the suspended semen and try to eat the ejaculate. This does take some skill, patience, and appeal so that is why the action has been called pearl diving

I asked him if he has ever been PEARL DIVING before and he said no. So with that I let my massive load escape under the calm waters of our spa. I then motioned him to get in and told him "happy hunting".

Pearl Diving by sonnyboa May 9, 2010

diving into the red sea 

Having sloppy blood=filled oral sex with a girl on the rag. High-five!

Man, your girl is being a bitch today! Is she on the rag?
-Fuck yeah, but I get to dive into the red sea later!
-High five!

diving into the red sea by JRP November 16, 2003

dicking around 

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).

Stop dicking around and back me some pie.

dicking around by Stuart October 31, 2003