corn on the cob 

A penis with poop on it from anal sex.

Steve has corn on the cob. Greg just ate corn on the cob. ie ass to mouth.

corn on the cob by fartbubbles 13 August 17, 2021

Corn on the cob 

The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.

We did it so dirty last night, I did corn on the cob to finish him

Corn on the cob by anonymous December 2, 2021

Off the cob 

Similar to off the chain, off the hook, but can also be used as off the cuff or out of left field.

This party is wack, it’s really off the cob.

OR

Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.

Off the cob by cobgirl123 October 1, 2022

Screaming corn cob 

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.

John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.

Screaming corn cob by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023

virgin corn on the cob 

You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.

"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."

virgin corn on the cob by BlueGemini January 22, 2024

Virgin Corn on the cob 

You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels

"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"

Virgin Corn on the cob by BlueGemini January 24, 2024

Half ham cob 

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

Half ham cob by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024