Sniffer/Slurper

A person who annoys others in public by continually sniffing their boogers back into their nose/throat instead of using a tissue

"Hold on, I've lost my train of thought. I've got a sniffer/slurper next to me."

Sniffer/Slurper by corriger January 29, 2009

Slurpee 

A term in tennis when you hit an overhead and it bounces so high that it goes over the fence or into the stands.

That was definitely a slurpee shot

Slurpee by Del Potro 2 September 1, 2010

San Francisco Slurpee 

when a guy cums in a girls butt hole then proceeds to suck it out through a straw.

Dude, I came in her ass and did a San Francisco Slurpee.

San Francisco Slurpee by inspironb120 June 20, 2009

Herpe Slurpee 

An oral herpe breakout makeout session.

Guy 1: "How was your date with Elizabeth?"

Guy 2: "I was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway..."

Guy 1: "Ew, total herpe slurpee!"

Herpe Slurpee by dinkydew January 16, 2012

slurpee 

A person who cannot accept the conjectures of others and relies on opinion and faulty information to form an argument.

"Can you believe how much of a slurpee Sarah was being the other night at True Love?"
"Yeah, her arguments were rather unfounded and weak"

slurpee by ka-freaking-blamo October 16, 2008

Turd-Slurpee

I don't know what the hell this means... but I do know, that it sounds rather disgusting!!!

Turd-Slurpe... what the....*puke*

Turd-Slurpee by YearRoundPMSGirl November 24, 2003

canoli slurper 

female that is loud when sucking the males lower extremity

that chick is a canoli slurper

canoli slurper by ddythrax June 26, 2008