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Leon_the_Great 

Verb(v. 'lee-on thee grayte')

IRL : To be both inteligent, but most importantly wise (totally different things) to a near godlike level.

On The Internet : Specifically on the internet, to Leon_the_Great means to have such a total deep understanding of everything and everyone, that one can simply rise above anything, and look down at everything. The 'everyone' and 'everything' is absolute to the ultimate extreme, a total *.* of inclusion.
In essence, Leon_the_Great is the ace of trumps.
IRL : "So yeah this bomb went off in the tube train i was on this morning, but in a carriage further up thank god! Everyone was screaming and panicing and.. oh, it was just so terrible. This guy sitting next to me though.. just totally Leon_the_Greated out. Can you believe he kept on working on his laptop like nothing happened!! I mean come on, a bloody support beam had landed a few inches from his head, yet he gave it the briefest of glances and got back to work!"

On the Internet : "The other day i came into this internet textual verbal chat room, and as usual these steriotypical internet users were having a purely textual verbal battle. Seemed pretty higher class users too, no "ur mum", instead a whole torrent of massive perfect-grammared paragraphs with big words, well thought out intelectual insults at each other, pomposity and arogance seething from every word. Then this other guy who had been watching a while suddenly came out of the blue and COMPELTELY Leon_the_Greated them both in 3 lines. They had to retreat right back to some of the most blatent and deluded delusions i have ever seen, to prevent themselves from simply having to commit suicide.
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Leon Redbone

A near-incomprehensible folk-country singer only popular with people over 50. Listening to Leon Redbone has caused people who listen to non-shitty music to claw at their ears until they pop their eardrums. Listening to him is said to mentally bring you back to the old country farm, where you can see horses being milked.

Yes, horses.
I'd rather listen to panic at the disco! than Leon Redbone. And Panic at the Disco! makes my asshole turn inside out.
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leon jihad 

Is The best guy of The world Has got The freshes clothe an also nice hair
Leon Jihad Has The perfectest Things in The world
leon jihad by LeonMor January 4, 2017

Leon Sosmoove 

Sosmoove is a person you need to be around.Someone all the girls like.Someone kids look up to.Some people have problems with him because he's jus so cool,and some people just hate that.
"i wish i was sosmoove"
"if i was Leon Sosmoove,i would be the happiest person in the world"
Leon Sosmoove by Mayra Rose May 29, 2017

Leon Standoff 

When two hillbillies or other form of low class degenerates argue over very obscure or meaningless things to modern society such as fish or dear meat. Usually these arguments are fueled by 3.2 beer or other low quality booze
After a long day of drinking fine American Pilsner Bob did not want to share his fish bounty with Joe this resulting in a Leon Standoff

leon pender 

A boy who goes out with maddie prowse
Who’s Leon pender girlfriend???

Maddie prowse
leon pender by Leon pender December 9, 2017