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A totally cool and radicle dude who is awesome and so cool
stranger:*does cool thing*
another stranger: that guy's a total Daed
Simon Petrikov from adventure time: You don't understand. It's all the same for me. Every day is just an unending slog towards... towards what?
Daed by DaedMaybe September 16, 2023
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Wayne Dale

the effect of sex without actual intercourse. basically, a Wayne Dale is oral sex with a guy. head.
guy- "i want some now."
girl- "i wanna stay a virgin tho!"
guy- "alright, there are different ways of showing love."
girl- "how?"
guy- "give me a wayne dale, baby!"

girl- "oral sex?"

guy- "yes ma'am!"
Wayne Dale by baby face (: October 28, 2010
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flakey dale 

A slang terminology for inferior (shit) cocaine
No one likes flakey dale cocaine because it's shit
flakey dale by GANJAHCLAUSE May 28, 2017

blooming dale high school 

A place where people think they are the shit but really that’s any high school and they think they are the thickest girls there. But really that’s any high school too.
blooming dale high school is a really good school in blooming dale

Double Dale 

When you and a buddy are Eiffel Tower-ing a girl wearing fake mustaches and sunglasses. When you nut, you tell “PRAISE DALE” and throw the girl into a wall.
Kyle and I Double Dale’d a girl last night. She swore she wouldn’t be able to walk for a week
Double Dale by SloppyPapi51 January 13, 2021

The Daedalus Maneuver 

A sexual act where the male or female partner positions themselves on the hands and knees, lower their head down and keeps there butt up like doggy style. The other partner pushes their lubricated middle and index finger into the kneeling partners anus while shouting fire as their fingers enter
I could be worse, it could be like getting a The Daedalus Maneuver from a Callused lumber jack

Lucas Dale 

The smexiest tampon to exist, also did the devils tango with a werewolf
"Lucas Dale is an absolute dumbass" -NNK
Lucas Dale by human, September 4, 2021