young zucchini 

a very vulgar insult

"You're a young zucchini!" The boy screamed in outrage at his friend.

His friend gasped and fell down in shock, because that was terribly offensive.

young zucchini by riseupandfall September 12, 2014

zucchini 

A phallic green squash-like vegetable developed from a cross between a cucumber and a tribble. Reproduces by taking control of the mind of the grower and forcing them to give away mass quantities of fruit to people who already have too much zucchini to begin with.

Oh, no, here she comes with another bag of zucchini! Lock the door before she sneaks it into the house!

zucchini by Lady Csyde April 9, 2006

Zucchini Bread 

Code name for marijuana in text messages.

Stoner 1: Hey dude, you got any zucchini bread for tonight?
Stoner 2: Yea man, I got a whole loaf.

Zucchini Bread by Sneeky J April 28, 2010

Zucchini Bikini 

The banana hammock.

Justin Hartman's donkey friend rolled up to the pool party rocking a Zucchini Bikini. Nuf Said.

Zucchini Bikini by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009

Zucchini 

In the italian speaking part of switzerland, a ironic way to describe the german speaking swiss.
Characterized by strange outfits, backpacking addiction and bizarre food habits.

Hey, Look at those zucchini with sandals and socks!

Zucchini by Pazziammazzi August 6, 2014

Zucchini boobs 

When a set of female breasts are set far apart, sag low, and are pressed against the chest. Looking like two hanging zucchinis.

Wow those are some low-hanging zucchini boobs..

Zucchini boobs by bubsters February 14, 2018

Zucchini Penis 

A picture of a penis sent by Lord Zucchini over Xbox Live. It's one of many legends spawned by Gears of War, almost mythical in nature, but quite disturbing if you are on the receiving end.

I was quite disturbed when I opened my picture message and saw a Zucchini Penis.

Zucchini Penis by Raiden627 July 29, 2009