Gonna put some dirt in your eye

Used to put someone bad in their place.

Oh dont cry, I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

Gonna put some dirt in your eye by DanielFromSL September 8, 2018

In your feels 

Being in your feels means that you have a strong emotional reaction (often that emotion being sadness/feeling empty) to something that happened of that has been said.

person 1: Damn that movie was so sad
Person 2: Yeah, i see you’re in your feels. Me too

In your feels by Peepeeaids96 June 12, 2020

You got corn cobs in your ears 

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

You got corn cobs in your ears by TV CAR April 10, 2010

cashing in your chips 

to withdraw from any enterprise or venture that appears to be on a downturn, while you yourself still can keep any personal gains.
-from the poker (or similiar betting game involving playing cards) term, where one takes their remaining chips, representing the amount of money they have left, and trades them in for their value in cash.

"at the rate your shares in the company are going, as your financial advisor, I would seriously suggest you consider cashing in your chips. Sell them off while they are still worth something!"

cashing in your chips by Bungalow Bill October 13, 2005

don't stick your dick in crazy

A relatively recent but perennially true maxim, advising one to refrain from sexual congress with the unbalanced.

Bro 1: Dude, that girl with the Tori Amos shirt is HOT.
Bro 2: Bro, bro, always remember: Don't Stick Your Dick in Crazy. Here me now and believe me later.

don't stick your dick in crazy by Harry Krinkle November 5, 2013

hot singles in your area 

Something that all the ads say, but is never, ever, true.

John saw an ad saying that there are "26 hot singles in your area" that want to meet up with him, and thought it was true. He was disappointed when no messages from hot singles came for him.

hot singles in your area by Mondonodo January 23, 2014

splashin' in your avenue 

ejaculating in the vagina of someone's woman

Friend 1: Hey man I just saw Steve heading up to your girlfriend's place.

Friend 2: O don't worry about it. It's cool, they're just good friends and have a class together.

Friend 1: Yeah right. I'd put money on it that he's splashin' in your avenue

splashin' in your avenue by TastesLikeLemons57 September 13, 2011