one eyed yogurt slinger 

the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)

"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"

one eyed yogurt slinger by latisha bonquiqui December 13, 2013

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Referring to a dudes dick

Damn Connor has a huge purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger by YaBoi55 May 14, 2018

Purple headed yogurt slinger

When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple

This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.

Purple headed yogurt slinger by 24/48 uncensored July 5, 2018

purple-headed yogurt slinger 

Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.

Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?

purple-headed yogurt slinger by sandwichsandwich September 12, 2018

Football headed yogurt slinger 

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.

My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

Football headed yogurt slinger by Word July 6, 2004

purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis. The male sex organ.

He lost his purple headed yogurt slinger in an interesting yet unfortunate tricycle accident at the age of 45.

purple headed yogurt slinger by Krackershaft November 28, 2002

purple headed yogurt slinger

Simply put, a weiner.

The load came flying out of the purple headed yogurt slinger

purple headed yogurt slinger by Junk September 18, 2003