Wounded Soldier 

A term describing an unfinished beer that is just left to die. Most commonly found at college or high school parties. It is generally frowned upon to leave a wounded soldier as it is a waste of a beer.

That chick left like three wounded soldiers last night. I had to kill them all because we leave no man behind.

Wounded Soldier by MattSizzle October 31, 2011

wounded Marlin 

noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.

2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".

3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.

Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.

wounded Marlin by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

Wounded Lamb 

When you are making sweet tender love to your lady friend from behind and when she is in the heat of the moment, moaning fairly loudly and everything, you reach around and punch her in the neck. Turning her moan into the call of a lamb that has been hit by a motor vehicle. Something small scale, like a go-kart.

"I was nailin this broad and was staring at her turd cutter. She was moaning her ass off so I had to throw one into her jugular and got the wounded lamb off.

Wounded Lamb by James T. SteeLe October 26, 2008

Wounded Moose 

While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.

While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!

Wounded Moose by holeyhell June 30, 2012

wounded soldier 

a drink left a friend's house that has not been fully finished.

Dude, he left wounded soldiers all over the place at the party last night.

wounded soldier by ferracattack March 13, 2011

wounded seagull 

The wounded seagull is an advanced sex maneuver whereby a man fractures his partner's forearm and forces his partner to jerk him off rapidly. If properly executed, the injured party will emit a noise similar to that of a wounded seagull. This continues until the man reaches climax or the injured party's fracture becomes too severe for manual manipulation.

Dick gave that girl a wounded seagull last weekend; sadly, her brilliant career as a softball pitcher came to a premature end.

wounded seagull by Peace Tree September 1, 2006

Wounded seagull 

The act of breaking your partner's arm and then having them jerk you off while they flap their arm like a seagull trying to fly.

Jackie just gave me an awesome wounded seagull.

Wounded seagull by the masked man121 October 25, 2012