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ass whooping 

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
Flo Gave Augie An ass whooping while when Augie misbehaving.
ass whooping by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018
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Woodinville 

A small town near Seattle, known for having less than 5 black people, 100's of million dollar homes, 1 movie theater where middle schoolers kick it, about 80 wineries where people a bunch of people from Cali hang out, and high schoolers from upper class families that think they're thuggety thug. Plenty of money here to support a desperate house wife fo sho.
Desperate housewife: "Hey did you see that blacked-out gangster mobile drive by on 22's, ghetto blasting California love? Are you sure it was a good idea to move to Woodinville."

Rich doctor husband: "No worries dear, that's just the son of the town dentist, he's under the impression he's black"

Desperate housewife: "I think I'll fuck him while you're not home"

Rich doctor husband: "Werd"
Woodinville by ziggyzag April 16, 2013
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woopie stick

penis, pecker, dick, dong, cock, wang, love stick, weiner, schlong, prick, johnson, willy, member, phallus, tool, knob, peter, rod, pork sword, meat, meat whistle, main vein, bologna pony, pocket rocket, pole, quiver bone, salami, sausage, shaft, unit, noodle, one-eyed monster, trouser snake, tube steak, junk, third leg, ding-a-ling, piece, and all other nicknamess for the lovable male genitalia
Dude, I totally gave her my woopie stick last night!
woopie stick by grizzly34 January 11, 2009

Pulling A Wookie 

Disturbing everyone around by being a dumbass and making freakin' CHEWBACCA noises

Wookie Pox 

Wookie Pox is the sickness that one gets after partying really hard for a week or so on Phish or Panic tour. You run your body really hard, stuff as many chemicals as you can into yourself and after the chemicals wear off the sickness sets in.
I just got back from a week on Phish tour, now I've got to call in to work sick due to wookie pox.
Wookie Pox by Warsaw wasraW June 15, 2009

Whoopie Bags 

Is another word for condom. It's normally used when you want to hide the fact that you are talking about condoms.
Yo, Victor get the whoopie bags it's time for nookie.
Whoopie Bags by KRYSDRAC August 19, 2009

stroke the wookie 

To have a wank
Looks like you've been stroking the wookie all night
stroke the wookie by Ginger Binger October 22, 2003