dick on a wish stick 

You’re fav toy in the porn shop

Walking into a porn shop and you say (in your best British accent) “By God! Where’s my dick on a wish stick?!”

dick on a wish stick by Boski March 27, 2021

make-a-wish sperm 

When attractive parents birth an ugly child.

“You were definitely a make-a-wish sperm, dude.”

make-a-wish sperm by Yourmomsboyfriend April 2, 2023

Wish List Shopping 

One who e-shops but only adds the item to their wish list instead of their shopping cart.

This is done more often when alone and poor.

Similar to window shopping.

Other usages of the term include Wish Lister, Wish Listing, and Wish List Shopper.

Betty: Hey Sally, we're going out tonight wanna come?

Sally: Sounds like fun but I'm broke so I'm just gonna stay home and do some wish list shopping

Wish List Shopping by distraction_camp October 10, 2009

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy 

When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy

Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude

200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy by DefNotBrodyB February 27, 2022

Wish in one hand, shit in the other. 

"Wish in one hand, shit in the other. See which one gets filled first." When a person wants the impossible.

Joe: We need world peace. Can't we just all get along?
Tom: Well Joe, Wish in one hand, shit in the other.

Wish in one hand, shit in the other. by ebensteben April 27, 2008

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now 

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now by Isnotfiveweenies August 1, 2021

I wish I could give this zero stars 

When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star

I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage

I wish I could give this zero stars by DRoiDNoooob January 5, 2016