The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.
"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"
A Winkle Party is a celebration of friendship in which 2 or more males remove all clothing and enjoy each other's company. There is nothing homosexual about a Winkle Party. That said, all sexual orientations are welcome at said Winkle Parties.
A Winkle Party can take place in any location but it has been known that the best Winkle Parties take place on hotel balconies.
No females can be present at a Winkle Party.
Here Lee mate, Tony is Tony'd again, are you up for a Winkle Party?
Used to describe someone who can't seem to understand or correctly use grammar. Alternatively, this can be used as an insult to ones grammatical knowledge.
Texter 1: "their so annoying, im just going to leave those two to themselves"
Texter 2: "That's some Winkle Grammar right there"