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winkle weiser 

The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.
"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"
winkle weiser by jacksonkru December 8, 2014

Winkle Drip 

an insulting name for someone who is a complete dick OR a dripping penis
dammit jimmy your such a winkle drip
Winkle Drip by vomit_safari October 18, 2008

Winkle Party 

A Winkle Party is a celebration of friendship in which 2 or more males remove all clothing and enjoy each other's company. There is nothing homosexual about a Winkle Party. That said, all sexual orientations are welcome at said Winkle Parties.

A Winkle Party can take place in any location but it has been known that the best Winkle Parties take place on hotel balconies.

No females can be present at a Winkle Party.
Here Lee mate, Tony is Tony'd again, are you up for a Winkle Party?
Winkle Party by Santidun May 21, 2019

Winkle Grammar

Used to describe someone who can't seem to understand or correctly use grammar. Alternatively, this can be used as an insult to ones grammatical knowledge.
Texter 1: "their so annoying, im just going to leave those two to themselves"

Texter 2: "That's some Winkle Grammar right there"

winkle stick

1.A cover that you slip over your peeper to prevent it from catching a cold.

2.A stick that helps keep your penis erect.
1.Float like butterfly; sting like a bee; I slept with your moma and didn't use my winkle stick; now it burns where I pee.

2.I need a winkle stick to keep my cock from shrivling up inside your vagina.
winkle stick by l2l1 June 21, 2006

Winkle-Wouser 

The penis-looking chess piece that once unlocked, can go diagonal.
Ben fisher: your gonna lose
Me: jokes on you, I just unlocked my Winkle-Wouser