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And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more 

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

wicked smart 

an adjective used in the boston area or mass to describe someone with above average intelligence

is mainly used to describe people who have knowledge of really random things
Friend #1: "did you know that human and monkey dna is only different by about 2%"

Random guy: Really?

Friend #2: my boy's wicked smart!
wicked smart by fkdif3 May 19, 2010

Wicked Bible 

In 1631, a printers thing in London accidentally left the word "not" out of the seventh commandment, which then read, "Thou shalt commit adultery." This legendary book is now known as the "Wicked Bible."

However, King Charles I had ordered 1,000 copies of the bible from these printers, and was not amused when he discovered the mistake...He ordered them to be burned and now only 11 exist today...
" 'Thou shalt commit adultery.' That's wicked man!...Literally..."

"I wish I could see this famous wicked bible..."
Wicked Bible by Dwergi December 31, 2005

Wicked Gay 

MSI will turn you wicked gay!
Wicked Gay by yee_boy August 9, 2020

Pray for the Wicked 

an album released in summer of 2018 by american rock band "Panic! at the Disco." most of their albums are a hit or miss, but this is a god damn hit! it has the billboard top 50 song "Say Amen (Saturday Night), as well as other amazing songs such as "Hey Look Ma, I made it," " Roaring 20s," "Dancings not a Crime," and "High Hopes." if you haven't checked it out, i extremely reccomend it
Me: Dude, listen to this new album by Panic! its called Pray for the Wicked
Friend: Ew, that shits emo.
Me: stfu. Get out now.

Wicked Piss 

Taking a piss that you have been wanting to do for some time and its almost better than sex

Can also be used causally to describe going for a piss
holy fuck that was a wicked piss
Wicked Piss by sam-nz07 May 5, 2007