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White Stuff on Dog Shit

The white matter that forms on dog shit after it sits for a spell.
The white stuff on dog shit is shit too.

Hamburger on white 

When a white man (usually middle aged) has his shirt unbuttoned as far as possible, to showcase his dark, curly chest hair.

Oftentimes, a gaudy gold neckchain and medallion are worn to draw even more attention to his hamburger- like mass of chest hair.
Look at all the hamburger on white out on the boardwalk! It's like studio 54 threw up out here!
Hamburger on white by Dez4prez August 10, 2016

Loading-on-White circle of death 

This occurs on the Urban Dictionary editing page (probably other places as well) while an editor is waiting for new defs to load for the editing process. It might be the direct result of slow internet connections, or ancient, decrepit computers.
maggie: this sucks!
aggie: what's that?
maggie: i was editing defs on UD, and all of a sudden all i see is this circular graphic thingy that goes around and around and around and-
aggie: oh, i see that once in a while. i call it the "Loading-on-White circle of death. when i see it either i have to refresh, or i have to close my browser and relaunch it. it's a real pain in the ass.
maggie: but i'm a dedicated editor? what do i do?
aggie: dumby, i just told you! either refresh the page or relaunch your web browser!
maggie:, er, thanks a lot. may you forever be under the influence of the loading-on-white circle of death forever and ever, amen.

Stroking the White Cat on the Inside

No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's
Hey guys, guess what? I'm stroking the white cat on the inside right now!

White stuff on the G spot 

A mysterious white spot often seen covering the letter G in the word Nutmeg on a spice bottle when someone has dropped acid. Often used as an expression or indication that someone has started tripping.
Dallas wants to know why there's white stuff on the G spot again.

Sean just said he's starting to see white stuff on the G spot already.

Like white girls on Halloween

Just like the best of us, white girls on Halloween will frequently wish to engage in some fun, casual sex, but rarely describe it as such. Often times the words "I don't have sex, I make LOVE" can be heard, uttered from a "sexy cop" on the spookiest night of the year. In this way, if someone is being unrealistically romantic about a sexual encounter, you might describe it as them "making love... like white girls on halloween"
Brad: Man this girl is SO hot, I just wanna make love to her
Chad: Yeah, okay bud... like white girls on Halloween