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The Mexican Whistler  

You take a girl out for a fine mexican dinner and feed her lots of beans(possible foods include bean and cheese burritos, taco), then return promptly home for a night of anal intercourse. Due to the intake of beans, she will probably need to release gas from her bowels(fart). While you insert your penis into her rectum she will fart and as a result of the presence of your cock being in her butt hole it will make a whistling sound.
Tom, you will not believe what i did last night. I gave Maria "The Mexican Whistler "

Simon Whistler 

A synonym for egg.

Also the host of the Today I Found Out Youtube channel.
I am hungry, I will eat a Simon Whistler
Simon Whistler by eggboy911 June 21, 2017

Wiener Whistler 

That Richard Simmons guy is a real wiener whistler.
Wiener Whistler by CocoSantango January 26, 2011

Rusty Whistler 

When a person gives a woman a rim job (anal pleasures with their tongue) and then proceeds to finger her with two fingers, as if that person were trying to whistle with those two fingers.
"You gave him a Rusty Trombone?" "Yeah, but he returned the favor and gave me a Rusty Whistler right after!"
Rusty Whistler by dclay August 26, 2009

public whistler 

noun. A person of glass-half-full mentality who feels compelled to whistle in public areas such as elevators, shopping malls, university campuses, office buildings, trains, etc. Usually despised by those s/he encounters, unless said person is actually good at whistling.

verb. public whistling
A guy that used to live on my floor was a real public whistler.
public whistler by Thel200ster March 25, 2007

striped ass whistler

noun. a person from iowa who always wears bib overalls which are adorned with stripes and whistle previous to saying "too much" referring to the price of something which they always think is too expensive.
"That striped ass whistler is complaining about the cost of the buffet".