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Weather wuss

A lukewarm dickhead who pathetically and totally illogically cancels his holiday due to rain at home. The prime example of this ridiculous class of individual is Fishy Macswell, the world's ugliest wanker, who put off his departure by an entire day because he was terrified of getting wet walking 20 feet from his house to his van.
I could almost understand cancelling a holiday if it was raining in the place of destination. But to cancel because of rain at home takes a world-class weather wuss.

And a dickhead.

Yes. A fat ugly dickhead like Pork Scotch.
Weather wuss by flappy dickwad August 16, 2009

Weather Mode

1. noun - The state of having class despite extremely hazardous driving conditions. In Weather Mode, the faculty have recognized that people should not be driving in such weather conditions, but classes will not be suspended despite that fact.

2. adjective - something so inane and nonsensical that it warrants the checking of a totem (as seen in Inception) because you feel like you must be dreaming to be experiencing something so absurd.
1.)
Student 1: There's a tornado ripping through the center of Worcester right now.
Student 2: Yeah I know, the school just sent out an email instating Weather Mode.
Student 1: The school is in danger of being destroyed and we still have to show up?
Student 2: Technically, no. But yes.

2.)
Student 1: Did you catch that lecture on Friday?
Student 2: Yeah. That shit was so Weather Mode.
Weather Mode by Trexate January 22, 2011

Weather man 

A man who reads the weather on the news, Usually a liar and never gets it right.
Weather man: Tonight, HEAVY SNOW! Schools maybe cancelled tomorrow
Dude: YES!
-Next day dude gets up, throws back the curtains-
Dude: Sun? SUN? AHHHHH!
Weather man by Shizzlefull. February 9, 2010

Weather Vaning 

Weather vaning is when a ship/boat/wings of a windmill/aircraft is allowed to spin in the direction of wind freely. Its basically allowed so that no damage/breakage to the equipement/machinery happens due to the force of the moving wind.
Under a heavy weather storm the drillship weathervanes. Weather Vaning
Weather Vaning by Ethanhunt December 17, 2011

weather friend 

weather friend - an acquaintance with whom the friendship does not progress beyond discussuing more banal topics or exclusively "the weather".
John's just a "weather friend"; it's not as if I know anything about him other than he's hoping for good weather this weekend.
weather friend by campbejo May 7, 2010

Weather Wash 

Pouring soap on your vehicle minutes before a torrential downpour.
I'm too lazy and broke for a real car wash, so I weather washed.
Weather Wash by BurnsSOgood August 12, 2015