vulva vulture 

a male addicted to indiscriminate heterosexual acts

That vulva vulture has screwed every whore in Utah and is now laying siege to Sister Josephine!

vulva vulture by philologue October 5, 2011

Vulva Red

Similar to the bright red color of blood on the first day of your period. Full of life, fear, and energy. A color so red, it bleeds mystery.

Rather than Candy Apple Red, I decided to buy a Corvette in Vulva Red for a more powerful look.

Vulva Red by Salty Siren August 11, 2008

Vulva Landy 

Vulva and Phalanges A derogatory pose . The act in which one stick's their tongue through there pointer and middle finger on either hand and makes a cunnilingus motion with there tongue. made popular in the movie king pin where woody Harrelson's land lord makes a Vulva Landy Motion causing Woody Harrelson's character to vomit. reminded he just went down on a senior citizen because he could not pay the rent.

made popular in the movie king pin where woody harrelson's land lord makes a Vulva Landy Motion causing Woody Harrelson's character to vomit. reminded he just went down on a senior citizen because he could not pay the rent.

Vulva Landy by Ted Brown April 25, 2012

vulva view 

Similar to pussy whipped. When a person is only intrigued by a woman's vagina rather than her other qualities.
Similar to dicknotized for other gender

The man had vulva view towards the woman

vulva view by thatotherguywhoisnotthefirst February 15, 2020

vulva punch 

The female equivalent of a kick in the bollocks.

She kicked me in the bollocks so I punched her in the vulva. A vulva punch.

vulva punch by Ballerfrazz March 21, 2020

Vulva mayonnaise 

A jar full of Harry Munk draped all over a lucky ladys vulva.

Similar to garlic sauce on a kebab.

I spat my Vulva mayonnaise all over her Chevy Chase

Vulva mayonnaise by Jamo666 December 10, 2023

Vulva veto 

When she’s down bad for it - but her sober friend says “ain’t no way” to the unemployed DJ

Dude1: “shit man I just got cockblocked by her bitch ass friend”

Dude2: “yeah she laid down a vulva veto, so guess you’re not laying pipe tonight. Womp womp “

Vulva veto by Tissetrolden September 24, 2025