voting for buchanan 

Masturbating. After James Buchanan, Jr., America's only bachelor president.

Mom to College Age Son Still Living at Home: "Son, are you supporting Obama or McCain?"
Son: "Neither, Mama. I'm voting for Buchanan this year. Like last year, and next year."
Mom: "Oh honey, you're so well informed!"
Son: "Well, I'm going up to my room. Don't call me for dinner, either."
Mom: "Perhaps I'll be voting for Buchanan, too!"
Son: "Whatever."

voting for buchanan by Jack Mehoff, II August 10, 2008

Voting age

The agw you can vote at

I'm at the voting age that is 17

Voting age by 459395 March 6, 2022

voting irregularities 

The default explanation for an electoral defeat given by a losing candidate for public office.

Reporter: "But you lost the election by a 50% margin!"
Candidate: "Well, that's because of voting irregularities."

voting irregularities by Samuel Sundquist September 12, 2008

voting irregularities 

The default explanation for an electoral defeat given by a losing candidate for public office.

Reporter: "But you lost the election by a 50% margin!"
Candidate: "Well, that's because of voting irregularities."

voting irregularities by Samuel Sundquist September 10, 2008

voting virginity 

Sadly, another thing that young people lose waaaaay to early!!!

God help us!!! Those air-headed college kids are going to lose their voting virginity this election. Thanks to them we got Obama!!!

voting virginity by Rosewood11 November 2, 2010

Voting Karma 

1) Taking your civic duty too far when voting during election season in the hopes that one day, people might vote for you for president.

3) Casting thousands of votes on TMZ.com in hopes that one day you'll be famous enough to have 60,000 people vote they'd rather do you than Jessica Alba.

2) Voting for Urban Dictionary entries in order to get up votes for your definitions.

Guy: Who are you voting for today?
Girl: Who ever is first on the ballot! It really doesn't matter who, I'm just trying to pump up my voting karma for when I run for president.

Voting Karma by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

voting age

Bingo slang for '18'.

"Voting age - number 18!"

voting age by Anonymous August 16, 2002