fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

futile useless ironic enraging

i was killing this innocent civilian child the other day when it hit me- fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity by walt hewins April 3, 2008

Virginity Thief 

A person, usually much more experienced in sexual intercourse, that takes another persons virginity.
Someone that goes for someone innocent just to take their virginity

Nina is such a virginity thief, she took Seb's virginity

Virginity Thief by JamesFriend April 19, 2014

Mental virginity 

The general state of mind characterized by complete ignorance about sex and human reproduction.

Dude they think that sex ed teaches us a heck of a lot of stuff we didn't know, but the truth is, we lost our mental virginity a while back.

Totally dude.

*high five

Mental virginity by Universe24 August 7, 2011

Omegle virginity 

A person's Omegle virginity can only be lost by succesfully getting a girl to strip for them on Omegle, and commincing to have cyber sex through Omegle.

Rob: Hey, I was on Omegle last night and lost my Omegle virginity!

Chester: No way, you got a girl to strip for you on camera?

Omegle virginity by youdontneedtoknowthat April 30, 2011

alcohol virginity 

n. The state of being under 21 and not ever having been intoxicated from any real alcoholic beverage in your entire life.

Dude, I can't wait until my 21st since I've been saving my alcohol virginity!!!

alcohol virginity by DeJo July 27, 2005

nigger virginity 

Saying the "nigger" for the first time. Leading to new doorways of comedy.

"It's quite a nigger day"
"Nigger day?"
"Hey! You just said nigger!"
"Fuck! You took my nigger virginity away!"

nigger virginity by Some guy who's a guy August 29, 2016

internet virginity 

The innocence that is broken after viewing the original shock sites: tubgirl.com, lemonparty.org and goatse.cx.

"I managed to take her internet virginity in one single IM session."

internet virginity by dataset May 27, 2008