Valkyrie Profile

A game made by Enix for PS one. It includes voices and graphics. A remake of the game was made for PSP.

"Whatcha doing to-day?"

"Playing Valkyrie Profile"

"Awsome"

Valkyrie Profile by Domiblue January 13, 2008

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Valkyrie Chrome Cock

A sex move where you use that silver spray paint from Mad Max on your dick then run and jump at the pussy/ass hole so precisely that it slides right in as you scream "To Valhalla!!!"

If your dick misses its target, you are honor-bound to bottom.

I tried giving her the Valkyrie Chrome Cock last night, but I missed so she had to get the strap-on.

Valkyrie Chrome Cock by NoxMelo April 11, 2020

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Valkyrie bitch

A female that possesses a few or many traits of machismo of men. Also has the badass-ness to beat up most if not all men.

"Dude did Courtney just straight up whoop Jason's ass? Man that's a valkyrie bitch if I ever did see one."

"That valkyrie bitch of an ex-girlfriend Trish completely destroyed my car with a baseball bat."

Valkyrie bitch by Raging Asian April 8, 2016

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valkyrie's kiss

Noun.
When a hot shell casing from a firearm burns your skin and leaves a visible mark. Also known as a Valkyrie Kiss, kiss of a Valkyrie, or a Gun Hickey.

I went to the gun range this week and got a Valkyrie's Kiss on my arm!

valkyrie's kiss by PewPewPew 'Merica May 31, 2018