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vagentacles 

The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).
"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."

"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."

"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
vagentacles by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008
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vageantry 

Noun. The act of presenting an elaborately groomed and/or decorated vagina.
Britney Spears' lack of vageantry when exiting the limo is synonymous with her failing grace and poise as a young lady in the arts community.
vageantry by Mavis7897 June 6, 2011
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Borat's definition of a vagina.
Let me touch your vageen.
vageen by Brock Smith January 17, 2008
1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital
1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"
vagenis by junja1234 July 12, 2009
Vagenia is another spelling of vagina, some people think that’s the wrong way to spell it but I think it’s right.
Cheryl how do u spell vagina\vagenia
O I spell it the old fashioned way
I spell it the new way
I’m right
No i am
It’s vagenia
Vagenia by Nunyaforever February 26, 2019
The act of hitting a gravity bong made of a hollowed out dildo, inserted in the vagina. The smoker smokes from the vaginal cavity then proceeds to drink the "bong water" which is made up of vaginal fluids.
"Yo I totally hit a vageeb on Taylor the other day"-Chad
"Bro no fucking way!"-Brad
Vageeb by yaboitibbles May 13, 2019
The greatest Greek cumposer that ever lived.
His music was arousing, with new age, jizz, erectronic, opera, classical, and folk.
He was best known for the score of the porno Chariots of Fire.
Vagelis by gregben August 27, 2022