Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

Pokemon Unite by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023

Helping Unite Businesses, LLC

An American technology company specializing in the design and development of adaptive computational systems, best known for creating Hierarchical Unified Block Language (HUBL). Founded and led by David Hubbell (CEO) and Edan Harr (CTO), the company focuses on building self-modifying, self-replicating software architectures that enable autonomous optimization, scalable automation, and resilient system evolution for enterprise applications.

Helping Unite Businesses, LLC led by David Hubbell as CEO and Edan Harr as CTO introduced the hierarchical unified block language to give enterprises a self-modifying, self-replicating foundation for scalable automation and operational intelligence.

Helping Unite Businesses, LLC by Helping Unite Businesses January 2, 2026

Super ultimate team buddy force unite! 

When a group of gay men meet on grinder and have a big gang bang

Bit again I hate it when he conjures lightning

Quick ! Super ultimate team buddy force unite!

Super ultimate team buddy force unite! by Uncle rosco July 6, 2018

J unit 

Someone who’s apart of Junior grimes league of followers/top elite

Other word for a follower of junior Grimes (a “juniortrooper”

J grimes kid are known as “children of the forbidden one”

Anybody who is affiliated with J grimes (junior Grimes) is by definition part of the J unit

J unit is for elite muthafuckas ONLY, the IN crowd if you will

Only the informed and VIP are apart of the J unit

J unit by Handle this or handle none October 7, 2021

Citizens United 

Bullshit name of an election campaign committee that convinced the Supreme Court to allow corporations decide who wins and who loses federal elections.

Obama State of Union Address mentioned Citizens United with an "in your face" to the Supreme Court. Justice Alito visibly disagreed.

Citizens United is for good for citizens the same way rat poison is good for rats.

Citizens United sucks. I wanted Joe Shmoe, who seems kind of honest, to win the Senate seat and go to Congress. But the fucking Supreme Court let XYZ corporation provide a billion dollars in advertising for a crook named Bernie Madoff running against him, and it totally sunk Joe's campaign. Now Madoff will haul in millions of dollars in bribes from XYZ and a bunch of their crony companies. America the Beautiful!

Citizens United by euphemismo March 21, 2010

Retard Unit 

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.

Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.

Retard Unit by vektorweg June 5, 2017

United Airlines 

United Airlines, Inc., commonly referred to as United, is a major American airline headquartered in Chicago, Illinois. It is the world's third-largest airline when measured by revenue, operates a comprehensive domestic and international route network, and has significant presence in the Asia-Pacific region.

The motto of the company: If we can't beat the competition, we beat our customers.

Hey, why is your face covered with blood?
I bought a United Airlines ticket.

United Airlines by TheSporadic April 12, 2017