Captain Tying Knots 

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.

Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.

Captain Tying Knots by BMont October 29, 2010

Soul Tying

Having sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

"Jena and I fucked on her period, best way for soul tying."

Soul Tying by TheFuckery4k November 30, 2021

shes actually just tying her shoe 

She's a hoe.

(Shes) (a)ctually just tying her s(hoe). It was a comment on a picture that said s(he's) br(ok)en, and showed the girl tying her shoe. shes actually just tying her shoe

shes actually just tying her shoe by Mcd247 February 8, 2013

Sack tying

The act of tying ones scrotum with a rope or any string-like material, then tying the penis to the testicles and using it as one

You into kinky shit
Yeah I like sack tying

Sack tying by Frumpyfran October 3, 2017

Sack tying

The act of tying the testicles to the penis with rope or any string-like material and using it as one.

You into kinky shit?
Yeah I like sack tying

Sack tying by Frumpyfran October 3, 2017

Hog tying  

The art of releasing methane gas from the sphincter and entrapping an oppenent or any individual for that matter in farticles by running around them as you release or immediatly after

Bob: Dude why are you randomly running in circles around me?

John: Haha im just hog tying

Bob: come on i swallowed the farticles

Hog tying by John Kroll May 24, 2008

learn the ropes" before "tying the knot

In other words, "practice yer milking-skills" before ya "buy da cow".

Hey, you wouldn't purchase a car without taking it for a test-drive first, so why should da subject of marriage be any different?! There are lots of good reasons to "learn the ropes" before "tying the knot", and there's many an unhappy couple to prove it!

learn the ropes" before "tying the knot by QuacksO May 5, 2026