Five-to-two-er

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.

howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.

Five-to-two-er by Schmee June 25, 2004

Ten minutes to two legs

Indication that a particular woman is prepared to consider intercourse with just about anyone.

1. Why was she buried in a "Y" shaped coffin?
2. Ten minutes to two legs.
3. Oh.

Ten minutes to two legs by larrydonovan May 8, 2009

ten to two 

Cockney Rhyming slang for 'Jew'

Look at that Ten to Two over there.

ten to two by odfhfosidhfodifhsdoif sdofhsdofisdhfosdh May 11, 2007

Five-to-two-er

A woman so utterly repulsive that five minutes to closing time, wearing your strongest beer-goggles, is the only time you would be forced to approach her.

Mate, getting on for closing time.
Yeah. Just gonna look round for a five-to-two-er, just in case.

Five-to-two-er by Ben December 7, 2003

Two to Tango 

It takes two to tango also an known as the act of pegging.

Two to tango to make a baby. Two people are pegging to make a baby.

Two to Tango by Jim Richudi June 17, 2018

two to the hip 

getting really drunk, you forgot what you ate, you can't hold till you get to a jon and a then poop comes out.

This is due after you see the chick fisting her stomach especially drinking.

Kat had too much to drink at the bar, she was highly intoxicated and the next thing we knew was two to the hip

That was two to the hip, did she really just poop her pants, that woman of legal age?

I'm sorry does anyone have a depends pad, my friend had at least two to the hip when we're drunk.

two to the hip by goosetails December 15, 2009

Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles 

Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles

Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025