turtling 

Due primarily to cold temperatures, turtling occurs when the penis head is drawn inward and surrounded by foreskin. This may happen regardless of whether the person has or has not been circumcised.

Turtling is...
Jerry: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like a sweater?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming...and it's cold...
Elaine: Oh! It shrinks?
Jerry: Yes!
George: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does!

turtling by Xerxes2 September 28, 2005

Turtling 

The act of 'turtling' is used mainly in first person shooters, (fps) it is to hide behind an object (Usually a crate/low wall etc) while still being able to see and shoot infront of you. This makes it very hard to be shot at by your enemy and also makes it very easy for you to kill your enemy without much effort at all. In games such as the 'Call of Duty' series it is possible to turtle and shoot your enemy while all they can see is your head and not your body or weapon. This is a very common but pretty cheap move used by most of the experienced 'Try Hard' players.

Victim #1- "I cant kill him hes turtling behind the damn wall!"

Victim #2- "I know how cheap is this turtling SOB!"

Team Leader- "Just shoot him in the head already, hes destroying us!"

Turtling by DTShandyBass July 28, 2011

turtling 

A game that partners play in bed. They both stick their heads under the covers and one of them farts. The first one to come up for air is the loser.

Me and my bitch turtled lst night.
I lost. She had mexican forlunch.

turtling by jack burton March 27, 2005

Turtling 

When you have to shit and can feel the brown bread coming out of the old ass oven.

I got turtling, if i dont get to a bathroom soon I'm gonna shit my Dickies.

Turtling by Eddie O Spaghetti O January 7, 2009

Turtling 

The act of taking someones backpack or bag, taking all the shit out of it, flipping it inside out, then putting the shit back in and zipping it shut.

Sam: Dude let's go on a turtling spree!
John: Alright, get everyones backpacks!
Kim: Omg who turtled my bag!

Turtling by TurtlingQueenTaylorRae February 14, 2012

Turtling 

Making a person laugh so hard while they are lying down that they take on the appearance of an upside town turtle trying to right itself before baking to slow death in the sun. A person caught in Turtle laughter often will flap their arms about in a desperate attempt to self-right themselves. People who enter a state of pure turtling may need help to right themselves before a stray hyena manages to consume them.

I made my friend laugh so hard last night that she was turtling all night, arms flapping about like a upside down leatherback.

Turtling by shill71 January 11, 2009

turtling 

To yank someone down by their backpack so they fall down and look like a turtle on its back.

Shnoids is so good at turtling. Mike and him turtled joey today and made him look silly

turtling by prankster69:{-) November 24, 2009