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bettin yo dog down to da floo 

The act of asking for one's trust in the requestor's judgement; Assuring superiority; Coaxing to join in
gangstashang: "ma homies were like yo dog you best be chillin and de wuz like no dog i be cummin up in yo grill and be bettin yo dog down to da floo."

to wag the dog 

verb, transitive. To masturbate.
Mr X: So, did you get up to anything after we went to that strip club last night?
Mr Y: Not really, I thought about watching a movie but I was too busy wagging the dog
to wag the dog by Big_fets March 15, 2004

dog tun to 

he’s a dog tun to!
dog tun to by hotbae45 May 24, 2021

Leaving the dog out to dry 

Leaving one's penis outside of the presumed atire, solo (a.k.a. sans balls).
Leaving the dog out to dry is a euphemism which can be defined as, leaving one's penis external from the assumed attire.

In context: *Dave exits the gentleman's bathroom, penis exposed from his Chino Shorts.

Rhonda: Leaving the dog out to dry, are we?

Make Sure To Walk Your Dog 

When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.
"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."

I forgot to water my dog 

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.
Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”