the spanish smack 

when you cum in your hand and you smack a girl in the face cheek and splatter the cum everwhere

yo i was fuckin this bitch and then i gave her the spanish smack.

the spanish smack by rico mauripoo suave February 25, 2008

smack the pope 

The act of masturbation; spin-off from flog the bishop.

Bobby O' likes to smack the pope.

smack the pope by Rrivers September 26, 2008

bone smack the queef 

Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boń apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.

Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*

Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.

bone smack the queef by ilikepuggos May 5, 2018

smack the pony 

The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.

Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."

smack the pony by Greg-K May 30, 2020

smack the south right outta you 

A phrase used when a dirty secess is mouthing off to their northern superior.

Okay, so I talk fast. But if you keep making fun of it I'm gonna smack the south right outta you.

smack the south right outta you by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

smack the b

Aggressively hooting a b-toke, bro.

Hey Harrison Backer, Victoria, BC, want to come over to smack the b and play rocket league later?

smack the b by cockmaster42 December 12, 2016

smack the weasel 

a euphemism meaning masturbation

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel

smack the weasel by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011