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The Rape Witch 

Evil bitch that will sit you by her, torment you with her souless eyes, and when she's done taking away your happiness, put you in a corner in which you will never see another classmates eyes or hear the laughter of happy children. Often her room is referred to as "The Rape Dungeon" due to the fact it is secluded from the rest of the school and has no visible windows to look in on. Stay as far away from this woman as possible!!! She will find you, she will hunt you down, and she will kill you. Physical description is as followed: Dykish haircut, evil gap between front teeth that seems to suck you in, soulless pale blue eyes, saggy bottom, and heaving angry chest.
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The Rape Witch by valleydyke96 August 19, 2012
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Test firing the rape cannon 

to masturbate or jerk your gherkin.
Test firing the rape cannon is recommended by many doctors.

The Rape 

(n) One distinct classification of the human genus. In order to be classified as The Rape, one must possess all of the following qualities:

1) Pwns N00bs
2) Fucks Your Mother
3) Eats Babies

The Rape qualifies as a noun not because it is a person, place, or thing, but an idea. And when you actualize The Rape, it becomes a good idea.
#1) After jimmy pwns0rz the n00bs, he teabags them and goes home to lay a white stripe on your mom's ass while ripping a baby's head off with his two front teeth, thus making him The Rape

#2) Samuel L. Jackson, Chuck Norris, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Crazy Superman, and Grandfather Smurf are all examples of The Rape.

The Rape Escape 

Purposly eat horrible or not at all, so that when a man tries to bone you up the ass, you push really hard,
and all your diarrea flows all over there dick and thigh.
Garunteed to take away there erection,
Ideal for the prison bitch.
So i was gunna bone this guy and just as i was about to shove my cock up his ass he did the rape escape. Now i got dried up shit in my gooch hair, shit in my dick, and i am not sexually satisfied.
The Rape Escape by Reuben... October 7, 2006

the rape that put the rapist in jail 

the rape that put the rapist in jail: essentially the same as another idiom "the straw that broke the camel's back" which describes a bunch of minor problems leading to one huge problem, because of the cumulative effect of small actions.
It was the rape that put the rapist in jail.

The Rape of Tiktok

a surge of miserable and inappropriate slideshows popping up on tiktok soon after tiktok developed the slideshow feature.
examples:
sad slideshows that pushed people to their lowest.
images of foreskins filled with stuff.
bob: hey you remember The Rape of Tiktok?
erik: we dont talk about that.

rape the dragon

To get something really tough done, or to accomplish something that most people would deem impossible.
Joe: I don't think I have the guts to tell my dad I'm switchin majors. He's going to be furious.

Bob: Well, sooner or later you're going to have to rape the dragon. Might as well be now.

TRIPLE ENTENDRE:

Hey Joe. I fucked your mom last night. Yeah that's right, I totally raped that dragon.
rape the dragon by flippyrocker October 19, 2010