Renting the pineapple

Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00

"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."

Renting the pineapple by Scarwielder September 11, 2018

The Pineapple Club

You may or may not be a member of it.

Cheech: "Yo, are you a member of The Pineapple Club?"

Chong: "I'm not sure. What is it?"

Cheech: "I don't know, but i'm a member according to r/trees"

The Pineapple Club by ips1023 September 9, 2010

Massage the Pineapple

Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girls while doing it.

I just saw a member of the opposite sex, i'm going to massage the pineapple in that public toilet over there. Cheerio.

Massage the Pineapple by Nick Rogers February 2, 2009

putting the pineapples away 

Jerking off or masturbating

I was putting the pineapples away in the toliet cause she wasn't puttin out.

putting the pineapples away by William Turner October 29, 2005

riding the pineapple 

On the government dole (tab): on welfare, illegitimate disability, etc.

Connie lied about her MS, and started riding the pineapple.

riding the pineapple by dghost September 7, 2011

Poke the Pineapple 

When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead

Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes

Poke the Pineapple by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018

Ride the Pineapple Express 

A way to say “Let’s go smoke some weed”, based on the 2008 movie Pineapple Express.

Person A: Yo, let’s go ride the Pineapple Express!

Person B: Sick! I’ll go get my bong then.

Ride the Pineapple Express by mrGrimmm March 1, 2024